saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

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ultrafacts:

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I seen this game rip families and friends apart.

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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bigenderbeatnik:

catbountry:

lesbian-succubus:

loviely:

cuteys:

intricut:

awmygosh:

Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem

i love this

new favorite photo

i really wonder which one won omg

the black one probably

>Sabrina the Teenage Witch
>Sabrina the Teenage Witch first aired in 1996
>Clearly early 1960’s clothing in photo
This was the black cat audition for Tales of Terror, you nincompoops.

Salem was a fucking puppet.
hplyrikz:

I can relate to this
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